Most of my friends have been placing bets on who I would endorse for President of the United States. My polling has shown that 60% said that Bob Barr was my choice, 25% said Chuck Baldwin, and the best stat of all was that 20% said I would hold my nose and vote for McCain. Well, my friends are wrong (and NO, I am not voting for Barack Obama)!
Crystal Clear Conservative is starting the official write-in campaign for Jimmy Buffett to run as a Parrothead in the General Election. Now, why would CCC endorse Buffett? Well, it is quite simple. We need less fruitcakes running the government and the world. As President, Buffett would pass the tax cuts needed to stimulate the economy (which would help us afford the staples of the beach life: flip flops, etc.).
**Note: After all, this is supposed to be humorous. It might or might not happen
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UPDATE: Encourage your friends and family to place their “Fins” up for Jimmy Buffett in November or else, the fruitcakes will continue to mess up our Government!