A controversial internet-based, anti-domestic violence campaign entitled, “Hit the Bitch,” was launched in Denmark. The campaign has generated so much traffic, access is currently limited to Danish visitors. The interactive site looks and proceeds as depicted by the following images
where the Danish-speaking girl (judging by her tone) proceeds to berate the viewer. In order to advance the presentation, you have to hit the girl, whereby the meter (in the upper portion of the screen) shows a decrease in the “pussy” percentage, coupled with a proportional increase in the “gansta” percentage.
As you approach 100% “gangsta,” the girl becomes bruised and bloody to the point when she finally collapses to the floor. At this point the viewer is prompted that they are a “100% IDIOT!”:
I think this campaign misses the mark by forcing viewers to virtually beat a girl into a bloody pulp in order to educate them that beating women is wrong. Yes, the site does establish that the girl is indeed (even to a non-Danish speaker), a bitch; yes, the site does provide motivation to hit her (either you are the type that is easily provoked into hitting this kind woman, or if you just want to see where this thing is going); and yes, the site accomplishes the goal of rendering the viewer horrified at the sight of the girl beaten to a bloody pulp. Yet, aside from the predictable histrionics aboard the ship of harpies known as Feministing, this campaign has one critical shortcoming in failing to instruct men on the proper disciplining of their women.
The problem is that the site does not present options to educate men on how to properly deal with this prevalent type of girl (since her father clearly failed, but of course this is “progressive” Europe). Here is a short catalog of additional options that can cure this deficiency:
- Move On. Since the girl’s attire suggests a club setting, the viewer should have the option to go to another girl, and another, and yet another until he finds one that is not, as the title suggests, a bitch.
- Mock Her. Always a great mood changer.
- Ignore Her For A While. Of course this is best accomplished by talking to other women.
- Open-Handed Slapping. Using the mouse option, the viewer is only able to do a back-handed slap when open-handed is usually the way to go. None other than 007 explains:
- Walk Away & Wait. After a single open-handed slap, the girl, realizing that she was a bitch, will come back and happiness will ensue.
Lastly, the girl isn’t really annoying. Speaking a foreign language makes her come across no different than a typical, English-speaking American girl in the sense that women always speak gibberish. Frankly, the Danish language’s melodious quality is quite enchanting, even when the girl’s tone is accusatory. It is quite pleasant to hear a woman that can enunciate with a lovely feminine pitch, as opposed to the stiff-jawed rattling exuded by American girls when stumbling in utterance of multisyllabic words. Remember, a girl who cannot move her jaw to speak will not move her jaw for other things. Oh, and swallowing multiple tubs of Hagen-Daz does not require much in terms of jaw-action.
This is soooo sexist!
If the GOP wants to win elections, it needs to triangulate between feminists and social conservatives. To do so, it should advocate policies that require men to cut off only one of their balls.
Harpies are definitely materialistic and detrimental to the family. Notice how Feministing is kind of like Fisting with the letters, “e-m-i-n,” added in between the “F” and “i.”
Uggghhhh! SLowell, I agree with you. This is definitely sexist. I guess this is the type of behavior that the other blogger…that (fill in the blank) owner of this site condones, and she is a female.
Crystal Clear Conservative, you should kick 200 Grande off the site. Doll, you are losing many female readers to this blog, and it’s a shame considering you are a great writer.
200 Grande, I pray that the next woman will teach you a little discipline.
To Modest Mouse on agreeing with Slowell (snicker),…you say that like it’s a bad thing.
**Rolls eyes in disgust** Chauvinist Pig!
Modest Mouse,
200 Grande is an integral part of the CCC community. He has the right to post whatever he wants here, even if I do not agree with what he says. I appreciate differing viewpoints.
Name calling is immature and petty…don’t you think!
Then, why don’t you allow a Democrat to post on CCC? Seriously, if you appreciate differing viewpoints, you would have a Democrat contributor.
Umm…this is a conservative-libertarian blog.
You say “The problem is that the site does not present options to educate men on how to properly deal with this prevalent type of girl”
I agree that they dont mention how to act with this kind of girl, they do offer some links to sites where you can read about violence between lovers/families and where you can seek help, either without telling your name or by telling who you are, but your 5-step solution is just stupid. The part of talking with other girls will just end up in a mess of jalouxy and more violence, open handed slap wouldn’t help, and walking away and then she comes back and everything is good again is not right, if theres any happiness, it would be fake, and problems would accour later on. only thing you can do is to seperate.
Slapping works. No matter how much you want it not to. It provides the release which comforts women’s deep-down self-loathing. Ask “Modest Mouse.”
Openly flirting with other women ALWAYS works. Women do not feel alive unless their jealousy button is being pushed.
Ignoring ALWAYS works because women crave attention like “Modest Mouse” craves Hagen Daz.
I agree that flirting always pushes the jealousy button. It always provides the motivation to find ways to get attention, like flirting with another hot guy. Of course, Modest Mouse might refer to me as a tramp because *gasp* she flirts with guys.
Modest Mouse, are you finished drowning your sorrows with Tequila and ice cream? Seriously, can you not appreciate another’s viewpoint on this matter?
My sister’s ex-husband tried to “discipline” her this way once. The cretinous thug is in jail now.
Whoa,…I didn’t know flirting with other women could land a man in jail. Brutal.
I think MM means abuse.
@200 Grande, “Slapping works. No matter how much you want it not to.”
Good, I’ll keep this in mind next time my husband steps out of line. I’m glad to know that violence is always the answer, as are other divisive, questionable power-move tactics in between people who should love and trust one another.
After I get done slapping the snot out of bastard, I’ll go flirt with a hot dude and then wait for my man to come crawling back to me, to eagerly await another loving helping of “correction” from me, whenever I should deem it necessary.
Domestic violence is not the answer. Whatever happened to love and respect in relationships? I guess that does not apply anymore in today’s society.
For one, if I get slapped by my boyfriend or husband, then he will be sitting in jail for assault and battery.
@ CoolKat, It’s so adorable when women act out as the caricatures of men they envision.
As a poetic injustice, the “hot dude” will be 200 Grande.