Image versus Reality & The SoCon Struggle

On the day we remember Pearl Harbor, amidst present day apprehension stemming from economic ruin, an escalating war in Afghanistan, nuclear proliferation amongst Islamist extremists, and cap & trade tyranny, let us turn to a consideration of the most important issue of the present day, sent down, from on high, by our masters:

The Tiger Woods Affairs

Even the ChiCom media has taken notice, providing an amusing computer-animated dramatization

with the whole news video here.

One peculiar reaction to the Tiger Woods Affair is amongst social conservatives, affectionately referred to as SoCons.  SoCons are particularly outraged by Tiger Woods philandering behavior.  Why?  Is it the adultery?  Yeah, kinda.  Is it offensive seeing the status of a mega-celebrity commanding a harem?  Oh, yeah, I guess.  How about the shattering of the image to which SoCons hold dear: the family.  Yes, yes, yes!

Tiger Woods offends the SoCon image of the family, which is joined at the hip by the image of the pristine princess. The image of the pristine princess is held by SoCon men as the paradigm of virtue behind which their significant others and daughters masquerade. Its the mechanism by which SoCons deceive themselves from the reality of female hypergamy and the precarious peace between the sexes they call marriage.  Join us over the next few days as we explore SoCons and their struggle with images divorced reality.