A Woman’s Decade
Last time, we reminisced the previous decade while trying to evade the reality that numerically, it is not even over. To aid our understanding, while recognizing that Americans no longer contextualize history, we used a personal analogy. Imagining the United States dealing with the consequences of a decade’s awful sequence of events, we imagined disgraced former governor, Eliot Spitzer, longing for a quick fix for the dead hooker, left in his hotel room after one crazy night’s party. Before dealing with that, jump to wondering why Americans cannot even recognize when a decade is over. Are Americans so stupid, that they cannot even count?
The inability to count shows Americans inability to deal with numbers. Recall the infamous 63-question global mathematics examination. In it, Americans were dead last while South Koreans ranked first. The result also contained a symmetrical dichotomy with Americans ranking first in self-esteem with South Korea ranking last. All this focus on self-esteem building and no attention to practical skill leads to the realization that there is some truth behind Maria Shriver’s assertion that a woman’s nation changes everything.
The last decade was indeed a transformational moment in American if not Western history. It marks the first time that women have effectively run the country which is why so many are eager to put this one behind us. Since women do not have a historical context (only a personal context) it is impossible for them to relate to getting drafted, fighting real wars, working with heavy machinery, working outdoors in inclement weather, inhaling toxic fumes, or even apprehending deadly criminals; thus it is understandable for women to regard the last decade as the worst, ever.
Is it not sad that we no longer hear the old wives wisdom that if women ran the world, then there would be no wars? That used to be so cute. With a female secretary of state, there is less war, right? How far have we fallen while still trying to desperately believe that the emotionally volatile are best suited to end violent conflicts? These women certainly do not end up as dead hookers.
Another development in the woman’s decade is the 60% female enrollment in American colleges. But, one area is still holding out. Women have yet to achieve statistical parity in mathematics and science. This is no surprise when taking into account that women dominate academia in all the non-challenging fields which, besides women’s studies, include journalism, advertising, political “science,” public policy, law, international relations, sociology, psychology, buzzword linguistics, etc. Now, is it any wonder how a female-dominated, but mathematically-incapable, news industry pushes stories proclaiming the end of a decade? As a study in contrasts, let’s examine a man versus a woman’s reasoning when confronted with a simple math problem:
- PROBLEM: 2 + 2 = ?
- MAN: Hmmm, let’s see, take two, and adding two more goes like: 1, 2, 3 and 4, with the answer being 4. Hmmm, look at her…
Now, a woman’s more complicated reasoning:
- WOMAN: I could sure use some Haagen-Dazs about now. Well I guess he could be right and the answer could be 4, but I really want it to be 5, so I am going to put that down and see what happens. At any rate, I’m sure I can get him to buy me a few drinks. You know, I’m like really starting to crave some Haagen-Dazs. You know, I have been with like so many men, that I would be perfect to like write a column like giving people advice on like relationships and shoes.
Given this demonstration, is it any wonder why Americans cannot even properly mark the end of a decade? Perhaps all that matters is that everyone thinks the decade is over just as everyone thinking two plus two is five, makes it five. That is, after all, how our currency works.
Jump to the disgraced former governor, Eliot Spitzer, and we hear him saying, “A woman’s decade. Big deal. So know I know the dead hooker’s name. What am I supposed to do with her?”
We will get to that, tomorrow. In the meantime, get close so we can get a good shot of America’s leading couple. Give me confusion. Flash. Give me disgust. Flash. Give me a break.
Posted on January 5, 2010, in Current Events. Bookmark the permalink. 8 Comments.
This is sexist!!
If the GOP wants to win elections, it must triangulate gender just like Obama triangulated race by running more hermaphroditic candidates.
Not Too Conservative forgets that electing a certified mangina supports the argument that Democrats have successfully triangulated on gender. For the record, manginas are materialistic and detrimental to the family.
@Not Too Conservative – You’re a racist!
Sexist isn’t even the word for this post. 200 Grande…you’re a pig!
Don’t forget, trailer-park Palin, her dummy house-husband and slut daughter.
I think it is healthy to see women getting slammed in the press, in blogs and even in the movies. What this means is that women in America have been reduced to the “personhood” that the lesbo-feminazis have for so long, craved. Soon it will be considered normal to knock your Ho out when she mouths off. I am sure the feminazis will be so proud.
In several recent movies, female characters have been brutally assaulted, and to my surprise, both men and women in the audience laughed out loud.
So, what have we learned during the last ten years of the on-going pussification of America?
- We learned that American women are the whores that Middle-Easterners have always proclaimed them to be. Has your daughter gotten that slut nose ring and tramp-stamp yet?
- We know that the emerging generation of American Men have been demoralized to the point of being neutered. The twenty-somethings aren’t just mommas boys, they behave like retarded pets. Those bumper stickers who say, “My Retriever is smarter than your student” has begun to take on real medical significance.
- We have created laws of protection for every imaginable sub-set of society, except for, of course, White Men.
- We know that the economic DEPRESSION is not applicable to most women and many minorities, but that this DEPRESSION is actually a WHITE MAN-depression, because most of those who have lost their jobs and remain unemployed, or have taken jobs as Wal-Mart greeters, are White Men.
- We know that both Republicans and Democrats are so busy pandering to their pet minority groups, that MERIT has been completely eliminated from hiring and promotion criteria.
- We know that when reports are made that say boys and men are doing terrible in schools, that when the data is divided by race, White Men and Asians are still at the top in most performance categories; it is all of the negro and latino “males” who have a hard time finding their own asses with both hands, who are dragging test scores down into the sewer.
- We know that “tiger” Woods is just like the stereotypical male negro, whose primary interest is knocking-up as many White women as possible and claiming responsibilty for none of them.
- We know that White Men need to turn off the TV and get more politically active, and until we return to a MERIT based society, you should keep buying firearms and stock-up on ammunition.
Grover,
With all due respect, you are a racist, sexist son of a bitch! CCC…DO NOT DELETE MY COMMENT! I have had enough of your advocacy for abuse. I am proud to have a nose ring, a tattoo on the small of my back (as well as my shoulder, ankle, and other undisclosed areas), and a bumper sticker on the back of my Toyota Highlander that says “My cobra will eat your honor student.”.
At least, I see hickland is alive and well.
You know the rules…no name calling. Grover, don’t you think you are being a bit racist in your commentary. Forget that! Your website is definitely racist.