Robertson Wins January 2010 CCC Grand Inquisitor Award!

The January 2010 Crystal Clear Conservative Grand Inquisitor Award goes to Pat Robertson for his uncanny ability to interpret God’s will:

Congratulations go to Pat who, in one short statement, made all the mischaracterizations of evangelical Christians, true.

Posted on January 14, 2010, in Current Events, National Politics. Bookmark the permalink. 6 Comments.

  1. This is racist because you are racist even when you are writing something that’s not racist!….and sexist too!! Misogynist!

  2. Not Too Conservative

    If the GOP wants to win elections, it must triangulate between Christian Evangelicals and Satan’s minions on Earth by advancing policies that are only half evil. Pat actually does this. Yay Pat!

  3. I never really considered whether voodoo was materialistic or detrimental to the family.

  4. Thank you so much for this coveted Dostoevsky!! With this, I rededicate myself to advancing Satan’s work by pushing back Christianity. Thank you!

  5. Someone’s using “GoPat” to make fun of Pat Herrity. It figures they are doing it on a blog frequented by Jeff Frederick supporters. Why didn’t you ever give him a Dostoevsky?

  6. I’m tired of seeing Pat Robertson pilloried for stating his views. In an age of sanitized politically correct speech, it’s refreshing to find someone who’s still willing to speak his mind.

    If you look at the historical record, you’ll see that the revolutionaries in Haiti held a voodoo ceremony in which they sacrificed a pig and drank its blood. Allegedly, the voodoo priest committed the island to Satan in exchange for help in driving the French from power. After this ceremony, the revolution began.

    At the time of the revolution, Haiti was a prosperous country; now it’s one of the world’s poorest. Whether or not Haiti, like the Kennedys, has been cursed is a matter of opinion, but a case could certainly be made that it has.

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