The Bachelor: We are Down to Four

If you haven’t been watching The Bachelor lately, you are not missing anything. You see, it is the one show that I can’t miss and has been causing quite the stir at the water cooler at work every Tuesday morning. However, this season’s episode has left a lot to be desired. Now, we are down to four (Corrie was eliminated), and Jake gets to meet the parents…yay! I hope he freaks out after meeting the father of one of these girls, who pins his ass to the wall and threatens him, if he breaks his daughter’s heart.

First and foremost, Jake is a moron…plain and simple. You have a guy who selects the blondes (not that I am complaining, as I am a blonde. Blonde power!), and he selects the psycho bitch, who (surprise!) he thinks is the one. After having an all-out scream fest on Monday at the end of the episode, I realize that the pilot is truly desperate to find a woman, who wants his landing gear. Who needs love…when you can have the landing gear, right?

Let’s take a look at the females who are fighting for Jake. Thus far, the psycho bitch is (drum roll puh-leeze) Vienna. She is Dr. Evil’s daughter, who causes more drama than Brangelina biting the head off of some Cabbage Patch Kid. Everyone in the house hates her, and Monday evening’s episode just gave glimpse into her attention seeking ways. During the group date with Jake, Vienna tried to destroy Gia’s chance of keeping Jake’s attention, and she decided to sneak into Jake’s bed, scantily clothed with two glasses of wine for seduction purposes. Wow! Desperation is at an all-time high, and Jake made a wrong choice by not sending her home. I would have much rather seen Roslyn (the one who slept with someone who worked for the show) stay.

Then, there is Gia. Gia is the swimsuit model, who is a sweet person. If I had to predict the winner, I would say Jake is still picking a blonde, but she will be the first runner-up (and the next Bachelorette). Gia seems to have a lot of chemistry with Jake and judging the makeout sessions…she’s falling for him.

Another one who will be a strong competitor is Tenley. Tenley is the girl next door, who has the most chemistry with Jake. She is also very sweet and compassionate. This girl is the winner (hands down…unless that conniving Vienna has her way).

Ali is the last competitor to focus on. She has had many issues with Vienna and tried several times unsuccessfully to warn Jake of Vienna’s ways. Last week, Ali showed Jake around San Francisco on a solo date. This was her chance to shine and prove to Jake why she could be the one, and for some odd reason, she did not seem to make the moment work. Normally, I would contribute this to nerves, but if you can’t convince the guy that you are wife material, then perhaps it is not meant to be…just sayin’.

Overall, I am not impressed with the final four. Fingers are crossed that Vienna will be sent home without a ring. This show is a big let down this season, and there is no doubt that this will be another Bachelor without Mrs. Right.