Live from Congress: Frivolous Lawsuits!

The man who speaks to aliens, Rep. Dennis Kucinich (D-Ohio), is now suing the U.S. House Cafeteria for $150,000 over an olive pit he found in his sandwich. Really?!?? An olive pit…what next? Suing over a hair in your sandwich?

Perhaps, the Congressman should have been more careful. After all, an olive pit would be noticeable, especially after the initial crunch. The Congressman is suing for dental damages.

Meanwhile, it is time for Congress to address something more pressing…tort reform. Tort reform might prevent wasteful lawsuits from being heard. I think chipping a tooth on an olive pit could have been prevented by checking your sandwich carefully.

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