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Virginia Pro-Choice License Plate Disappoints Feminists
Noted feminists are disappointed with the design for the Virginia Department of Motor Vehicle’s approved counter-offering to the “Choose Life” license plate design. Hoping for a more “snarky” response to the “Choose Life” design, feminists sought a design depicting the gravity of the life-and-death choice facing women contemplating receipt of the progressive sacrament of abortion. With proceeds going to supplement Virginia Planned Parenthood Affiliates’ income from the sale of aborted fetus body-parts, feminists also hoped for a more fitting memorial to the legacy of Margaret Sanger. The intended offering was
with a more euphemistic design meeting final approval, instead.
Don't Say "Cheese" at the DMV
If you are going to renew your license at the DMV in Virginia (or Arkansas, Indiana, and Nevada), don’t smile when your picture is being taken. Why, you ask? Well, the reason is that the DMV uses a specific software that is designed to detect identity theft, and if you smile, it creates more difficulties to distinguish your image. The DMV now requires a neutral look with no smile. Virginia is the most stringent, where they want you to think of the DMV experience as being one with your ex or a confrontation with your nemesis (in a professional format). Gee, I don’t think I have smiled once at the DMV, since it is like a confrontation with my nemesis or comparable to torture.
**H/T to CNet News
