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Psychomodel Cuts Down Tiger’s Wood
This weekend’s Tiger Woods incident has set the media ablaze. There are numerous accounts. Siobahn Morrissey presents an extraordinary account relating heroic actions on the part of Tiger’s wife , Elin Nordegren,:
Windermere Police officers were the first to respond to the scene that was “spitting distance” from the golfer’s home in the gated community of Islesworth, Fla., according to Windermere Police Chief Daniel Saylor.
“When they got there, he was laying in the street,” Saylor told PEOPLE. “His wife had broken out the back window with a golf club to get into the vehicle and pull him out.”
Saylor did not know how Nordegren managed to pull her husband out, but she was determined to do so. “She used two golf clubs,” Saylor says. “She bent one and used another one.”
My, what an incredible woman! TMZ (a most reliable source), however, tells a different tale:
We’re told he said his wife had confronted him about reports that he was seeing another woman. The argument got heated and, according to our source, she scratched his face up. We’re told it was then Woods beat a hasty retreat for his SUV — but according to our source, Woods says his wife followed behind with a golf club. As Tiger drove away, she struck the vehicle several times with the club.
We’re told Woods became “distracted,” thought the vehicle was stopped, and looked to see what had happened. At that point the SUV hit the fire hydrant and then hit a tree.
THE QUESTION: What would ever drive a woman do do such a thing,…besides, doesn’t she have it all? THE APPROVED RESPONSE: “Oh, he cheated. OK. I understand.”
Note the typical KKK arguing tactic: direct the discussion away from a wife physically attacking her husband, and towards a diatribe on the proper response for cheating husbands. Do not fall for this one. Whether or not Tiger cheated is beside the point. A husband’s cheating does not just push the tactical nuclear psycho button in the storm of chaos otherwise known as a woman’s mind.
A woman like this, regardless of provocation, is always, and has always been a psychopath. Even if the husband was cheating, emotionally unstable psychopaths drive men away.
Social Conservative are especially ignorant to this phenomenon, choosing instead to focus on abortion, porn, and a little sprinkling of gay marriage as the only clear and present dangers to the traditional family. Listen to the chorus of socon hags threatening, “if my husband cheated, I’d cut his balls off,” affirmed by socon white knights exclaiming “how could he cheat on such a perfect, lantern-jawed princess?”
NEWS FLASH: Woman have a tendency to act out as psychopaths.
What is a man going to do? Reason with the psycho?
Remember, it is never OK to hit a woman–not even in cirumstances involving cuckoldry (which of course is the man’s fault because he drove his wife to do it). Be a man, suck it up, and work like a slave to raise 200 Grande’s another man’s children.
Going back to the question: what can set a woman off like this? The answer is simple: a woman who acts like this, acts like this BECAUSE SHE CAN. No one ever stood up to (or to be more precise, disciplined) her. The more attractive, the more discipline is needed because it takes a real man to stand up to a raging entitlement psycho.
In a perverse role-reversal, see how even super-rich professional athletes are now victimized by psychopathic wives from hell? What should Tiger have done, called the police? Here’s how that would play out:
- TIGER: [Sob.] I want to report a domestic disturbance. [Sob.]
- POLICE: We’ll be there right away
- Police arrive at the scene.
- POLICE: What’s the problem?
- TIGER: Help! Help! [Sob.] My wife is going nuts. [Sob.] I didn’t even raise my voice to her, and she’s scratched my face up and keeps hitting me with golf clubs! [Sob.]
- POLICE: Mrs. Woods?
- Elin: He Cheated.
- POLICE: [turning into socon white knights] Sorry to disturb you Mrs. Woods. If the golf clubs get bent out of shape, just give us a call, and you can borrow our night sticks [wink, wink].
Poor Tiger. Just like an abused wife, he rushes to defend his abuser.
The only person responsible for the accident is me. My wife, Elin, acted courageously when she saw I was hurt and in trouble. She was the first person to help me. Any other assertion is absolutely false.
Who says hitting does not work?


