What happens when a public figure goes to Detroit to speak about promoting green jobs?

A) He hugs a tree
B) He films a commercial driving around the city in a brand spanking new Ford Escape Hybrid
C) His Cadillac Escalade gets stolen

If you guessed C, you are right. Now, who is this public figure? Hmmm…could it be Jesse Jackson? You betcha!

Ironic, don’t you think? Jesse Jackson goes to Detroit to promote green jobs and gets his gas-guzzling Cadillac Escalade stolen.