Thankfully, someone is memorializing the scourge of internet browsers. Hasta la vista, IE6! Have fun burning in hell for eternity. Those who are web developers will come to embrace this post and have a laugh at this.
Here is the proper obituary:
Internet Explorer 6 died a horrid death after a web developer went through and tripped up the code. After causing many gray hairs and screaming attacks, IE6, as he/she/it/that was called, gained great popularity. IE6 was born at a lab in the underground bunker at the Microsoft headquarters. Throughout his long, troublesome life, IE6 eventually created a spawn, IE7, who is still living and causing similar issues as his dear old dad.
IE6 is survived by his son and IE8, his new wife.
Since IE6 made every web developers life hell, he requested everyone party by wearing blue and gray.